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顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了

服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!

A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到, “你的手在我的牛排上! ”

“什么?”服务员说, “你想让它再掉地上?”

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客:我要茶

第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?

B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?

看起来象是在仰泳,

A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!

不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!

B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!

是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。

A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them

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